Everyone began to touch each other’s butts. I’ve been using the toilet like an idiot. Sometimes with Jimmy Jr, I don’t know what to say. But now I don’t know what not to say and it’s like okay guys, who can get to my mouth first?Hey Jimmy Jr. Did you see those two squirrels fighting in the courtyard? We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let’s put the try in triangle. Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads? If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying. If I were a hamburger you’d come and watch!
Chad the Zombie touched the butt of that girl with the frosted hair from my art class. I think her name is Kristi. There’s someone behind the milk. Maybe it’s the dairy fairy. How do you know a python ate it? Did it leave a note? Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. My hearttttttttt.Here’s a bunch of numbers. They may look random but they’re my phone number.I’m no hero. I just put my bra on one boob at a time. Explore the morgue?
I guess she doesn’t like wearing clothes. I’m out of control. My bra’s chafing me. The second time hurt the most. It’s a mating list for when the world ends. Can I get your email? Hi boys. I’m Tina. Detention is no big deal. Don’t have a crap attack. Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul.